ANGRY BEARDS Beard Doping - Beard Growth Preparation, 30 ml
ANGRY BEARDS Beard Doping - Beard Growth Preparation, 30 ml
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Estimated delivery: Sep 15 - Sep 19
Specification
Specification
Do you have problems with growth and want a perfect beard in a month? Then Beard Doping is definitely NOT for you. Go instead to some dodgy website with a product that promises it, and throw some miracle pills for enlargement into your basket while you're at it. Growth is only for the patient, so if you're ready for a marathon, come and do it with us.
YOU CAN'T BEAT GENETICS
Beard growth is influenced by 6,969,420 factors and we can't tell you why yours isn't growing. But if you're an adult man (at least hormonally) with a good lifestyle and beards run in your family, the chances of success together increase astronomically. It works the same way as gains in the gym: EAT-TRAIN-SLEEP-REPEAT. So before you buy, have a look at the basics of speeding up beard growth.
Doping supports follicles, also known as hair roots, on several levels. So if you've got something there, Doping will make it grow. It does require a good dose of patience though, because results won't show up in a week or a month (even though a few lads swore to us they saw results after 14 days, but we're not counting on it). You're embarking on a painful and long journey, but that's how it is, unfortunately, with any growth.
WHAT HURTS GROWS
Doping is living water. Apply it to your beard, moustache, eyebrows or any other hair and you'll feel the miracle. It'll pump you up nicely, which might surprise you the first time. The heat will increase blood flow to your skin, so maximum nutrients reach the follicles. It also softens the skin and gives it the top-quality oils it needs like a goat needs scratching. Finally, a couple of substances will kick in to boost growth and help turn down into proper bristles. And that scent, that's just the icing on the cake!
But again and for the last time, we're not selling beards in a bottle. If you don't see results within 4 months, we probably can't help you. Don't hang your head though – if you don't get a thick beard, you can always roll the fat onto a fat account. Doping is a risky business, so if you're going to do it anyway, go all in. Support growth by rolling your face with a Roller and make up for years of fast food junk with Beardroid beard growth vitamin tablets.
Use:
Use morning and evening so that Doping stays on your skin as long as possible. Ideal after a shower, when your pores are open and your skin is clean, but you can simulate this environment with, for example, a hot towel wrap (the old-fashioned hot towel method), or at worst by rinsing with warm water.
PRO TIP: Conscientious individuals can exfoliate any remaining dead skin before application, so Doping will absorb even better.
Once you've got this sorted, pump 3 to 6 times directly onto the skin where you need to support growth. Onto the skin means onto the skin, not onto your beard or into your hand. Just grab the bottle, guide the nozzle right to the skin and pump. Don't worry, Doping has a cream consistency, so it holds fine and doesn't run. Then just rub everything in carefully with your fingers and massage it in.
And now pay attention. Weaker constitutions might be surprised by the power of Doping, but you really need to get the skin properly flushed, so this will sting a bit. Don't be a wimp, grit your teeth and hold on. Beauty requires suffering! But this self-torment is essentially a nice bit of relaxation and you'll soon get a taste for it.
Want maximum results? You don't need to slather half a bottle of Doping on yourself at once – the magic is in regularity. So if you're willing to dope your beard and moustache 4 times a day, reduce the doses slightly and go for it. You can trim your beard down to 1 mm with clippers if it gets in the way of application, but it's not necessary. Definitely don't shave it clean though, so you don't cut off the little ones that are just starting to hatch thanks to Doping.
One pump of Doping dispenses 0.1 ml. The smaller bottle has 30 ml, the larger one 100 ml, so you've got a supply of approximately 300/1,000 pumps, which at 6 pumps morning and 6 evening will last you 25/83 days. And if you're combining Doping with any other products, dope first and wait at least 10 minutes before applying anything else to your beard.
PRO TIP: To get every last drop of Doping out, you can add a little water to the bottle at the end, shake it and quickly use up the remaining product from the walls and the dispenser tube.
This product is science – even Dad the Chemist broke a sweat over it. We've mixed everything into one bottle that could possibly contribute to proper growth. Everything about hair comes down to skin condition, and for that we've prepared The Best Of natural oils – almond, hemp, wheatgerm, and then a handful of minerals, vitamin E and glycerine. Healthy skin is step one. Step two is improving the condition of hair and moustache, so in our every-beard Doping you'll find diaminopyrimidine oxide, which helps support the growth of stronger and healthier hair and moustache, plus it softens the collagen around hair and beard follicles, because its hardening leads to hair loss. The third phase of success is proper blood flow, which is why you'll also find vanillyl butyl ether in the formula, which improves skin microcirculation and increases nutrient availability to hair follicles.
Packaging 30 ml and 100 ml
Composition:
Water, Almond Oil, Hemp Oil, Glyceryl Stearate Citrate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Diaminopyrimidine Oxide, Glyceryl Stearates, Wheatgerm Oil, Glycerine, Phenoxyethanol, Vitamin E, Polyglyceryl-10 Stearate, Polyglyceryl-6 Tristearate, Sunflower Oil, Vanillyl Butyl Ether, Hydroxypropyl Guar, Magnesium Aspartate, Zinc Gluconate, Menthyl Lactate, Ethyl Ferulate, Copper Gluconate, Hop Extract, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, Triethylene Glycol, Isopentyldiol, T-Butyl Alcohol, Parfum, Fragrance Components (Benzyl Salicylate, Eugenol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone).
30-day returns
30-day returns
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